Post by EbonyPatriot on Nov 2, 2005 18:29:31 GMT -5
Greetings comrades! 
As you may or may not know, I wrote two song parodies staring Kenai and Baloo that were deleted accidently. And now: they're baaaaaack! Others called this funny; will you veterans still find it funny; will you novices laugh? Well, there's only one way to find out: read and enjoy. 
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All right folks, I *think* this is the right section to post this song parody of JibJab's parody of "This Land." (Whew!)
FOREWORD: To you guys who aren't Americans- lucky you. But I hope you still have fun reading this. To the Americans- are you sick of the campaigns? I know I am!! So here folks is a fun parody, in which Kenai and Baloo are running against each other, both hoping to be elected the Disney Favorite Bear. However, instead of debating, they're going to fight- in song! Have fun, folks! ;D
NOTE: *...* indicates action, NAME (...): meaning how the character is speaking, TJB= the Jungle Book; oh yeah and this is script form.
SETTING: It's the third Debate in the Favorite Election BEAR, and everyone is gathered at Disney's Animation Studio in Orlando to see it. However, things don't go as planned...
THE GREAT PRINCE OF THE FOREST: Hello everyone and welcome to the third and final debate in the Favorite Election BEAR here at the Disney Animation Studio in Orlando. The candidates are Kenai of the Brother Bear Party with his running mate Koda; and Baloo of the Jungle Book Party with his running mate King Louie. I myself will ask them the questions. And this is my assistant Maggie from Home on the Range.
MAGGIE: Oh this is going to be the closest election since
The LION election, remember? The one between Simba and Kovu?
THE GREAT PRINCE: Er, Maggie? That was a landside victory for Simba.
MAGGIE: Oh yeah.
*Suddenly, the Great Golden Eagle Marahute lands, a note in her beak. The Great Prince reads it; he looks up, stunned.*
THE GREAT PRINCE: WHAT?!? ‘The debate shall not place. Instead the candidates shall duke it out--- in song?!?’?!?
KENAI & BALOO: Works for me.
*The spotlight shines on Kenai walking up the darkened stage. An overhead is used to post two pictures: one of the Abandoned Ruins in TJB and one of the BB Wilderness.*
Kenai (singing):
*Points to TJB scene.*
This land is your land.
*Points to the BB scene.*
This land is my land.
*Points at a thumbs-up Koda.*
My sidekick’s a grizzly cub.
*Points at the sulking Mowgli.*
Yours is a stubborn brat.
I learn a great lesson.
You’re just annoy-oy-ing.
*Dances, bent arms going from to side.*
These fans will surely vote for me.
*Baloo now takes the stage.*
BALOO (singing):
*Points to BB's box-offices stats.*
This film is your film.
*Points to TJB's box-office stats.*
This film is my film.
I’m a care-free jungle bear.
You’re a cold-blooded killer.
I’m a Sherman Brothers singer.
And yes it’s true I do it trice.
*Dances, bent arms going from to side.*
These fans will surely vote for me.
KENAI (singing):
Your kid was kidnapped by a bunch of monkeys.
*Shows a clip of TJB vultures.*
You offer vultures
*Shows a clip of the BB Transformation scene.*
I offer transformations.
You’re completely oblivious.
And yes it’s true that I’m the best. HYAH!!
*Dances, bent arms going from to side.*
These fans will surely vote for me!
BALOO (singing):
You killed a mother.
You’re a great big meanie!
Sometimes a heart can
Come in quite handy.
*The projector now shows a CNN report that reads "This just in: Kenai gets a heart."*
But it’s not going to help you
Because I sing and dance three times!
*Dances, bent arms going from to side.*
These fans will surely vote for me!
*King Louie hangs out his tongue and runs around.*
KENAI (singing):
You’re a negligent father!!
BALOO (singing):
You’re a psycho nut-job!!
KENAI (singing):
You’re a jungle bum!!
BALOO (singing):
You’re worse than Frollo!!
KENAI (singing):
Hey you had that sequel!!
BALOO (singing):
Yes but I still sing and dance three times.
*The two bears go literally head-to-head.*
KENAI & BALOO (singing):
These fans will surely vote for me.
SNOW WHITE (singing sadly): These fans were my fans.
ALL OF THE PIXAR CHARACTERS: But now they’re OUR fans.
*Mufasa stands on Pride Rock.*
MUFASA: From the Lion King.
*We see Kuzco (llama form) holding a sign reading "Go see ME- the ONLY one with seeing!"*
KUZCO:
To Kuzco’s New Groo- *Pacha comes out and smacks him.* Ow-whatta I do?
BALOO (singing):
From the jungle bums.
KENAI (singing):
To the psycho nut-jobs.
BALOO (singing):
Disney belongs…
KENAI (singing)
Disney belongs…
EVERY PIXAR AND DISNEY CHARACTER EVER MADE:
Disney belongs to you and meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
KENAI:
Oh and Koda too.
COPYIRGHTS:
Koda, Kenai, Marahute, Snow White, Mufasa, King Louie, Kuzco, Maggie, Snow White, Simba, Kovu, Pacha and "Home on the Range are all (c) copyrighted to Disney.
Baloo and "The Jungle Book" are both (c) copyrighted to Rudyard Kipling.
The Great Prince is (c) copyrighted to Felix Salten.
The original parody is (c) to JibJab Productions.
The original song "This Land" is (c) copyrighted to Woody Guthrie.
The above text (c) copyrighted to EbonyPatriot and DCOUNTRY87. DO NOT USE WITHOUT PERMISSION!!
Live long and prosper.
-EbonyPatriot
As you may or may not know, I wrote two song parodies staring Kenai and Baloo that were deleted accidently. And now: they're baaaaaack! Others called this funny; will you veterans still find it funny; will you novices laugh? Well, there's only one way to find out: read and enjoy. 
___
All right folks, I *think* this is the right section to post this song parody of JibJab's parody of "This Land." (Whew!)
FOREWORD: To you guys who aren't Americans- lucky you. But I hope you still have fun reading this.
To the Americans- are you sick of the campaigns? I know I am!! So here folks is a fun parody, in which Kenai and Baloo are running against each other, both hoping to be elected the Disney Favorite Bear. However, instead of debating, they're going to fight- in song! Have fun, folks! ;DNOTE: *...* indicates action, NAME (...): meaning how the character is speaking, TJB= the Jungle Book; oh yeah and this is script form.
SETTING: It's the third Debate in the Favorite Election BEAR, and everyone is gathered at Disney's Animation Studio in Orlando to see it. However, things don't go as planned...
THE GREAT PRINCE OF THE FOREST: Hello everyone and welcome to the third and final debate in the Favorite Election BEAR here at the Disney Animation Studio in Orlando. The candidates are Kenai of the Brother Bear Party with his running mate Koda; and Baloo of the Jungle Book Party with his running mate King Louie. I myself will ask them the questions. And this is my assistant Maggie from Home on the Range.
MAGGIE: Oh this is going to be the closest election since
The LION election, remember? The one between Simba and Kovu?
THE GREAT PRINCE: Er, Maggie? That was a landside victory for Simba.
MAGGIE: Oh yeah.
*Suddenly, the Great Golden Eagle Marahute lands, a note in her beak. The Great Prince reads it; he looks up, stunned.*
THE GREAT PRINCE: WHAT?!? ‘The debate shall not place. Instead the candidates shall duke it out--- in song?!?’?!?
KENAI & BALOO: Works for me.
*The spotlight shines on Kenai walking up the darkened stage. An overhead is used to post two pictures: one of the Abandoned Ruins in TJB and one of the BB Wilderness.*
Kenai (singing):
*Points to TJB scene.*
This land is your land.
*Points to the BB scene.*
This land is my land.
*Points at a thumbs-up Koda.*
My sidekick’s a grizzly cub.
*Points at the sulking Mowgli.*
Yours is a stubborn brat.
I learn a great lesson.
You’re just annoy-oy-ing.
*Dances, bent arms going from to side.*
These fans will surely vote for me.
*Baloo now takes the stage.*
BALOO (singing):
*Points to BB's box-offices stats.*
This film is your film.
*Points to TJB's box-office stats.*
This film is my film.
I’m a care-free jungle bear.
You’re a cold-blooded killer.
I’m a Sherman Brothers singer.
And yes it’s true I do it trice.
*Dances, bent arms going from to side.*
These fans will surely vote for me.
KENAI (singing):
Your kid was kidnapped by a bunch of monkeys.
*Shows a clip of TJB vultures.*
You offer vultures
*Shows a clip of the BB Transformation scene.*
I offer transformations.
You’re completely oblivious.
And yes it’s true that I’m the best. HYAH!!
*Dances, bent arms going from to side.*
These fans will surely vote for me!
BALOO (singing):
You killed a mother.
You’re a great big meanie!
Sometimes a heart can
Come in quite handy.
*The projector now shows a CNN report that reads "This just in: Kenai gets a heart."*
But it’s not going to help you
Because I sing and dance three times!
*Dances, bent arms going from to side.*
These fans will surely vote for me!
*King Louie hangs out his tongue and runs around.*
KENAI (singing):
You’re a negligent father!!
BALOO (singing):
You’re a psycho nut-job!!
KENAI (singing):
You’re a jungle bum!!
BALOO (singing):
You’re worse than Frollo!!
KENAI (singing):
Hey you had that sequel!!
BALOO (singing):
Yes but I still sing and dance three times.
*The two bears go literally head-to-head.*
KENAI & BALOO (singing):
These fans will surely vote for me.
SNOW WHITE (singing sadly): These fans were my fans.
ALL OF THE PIXAR CHARACTERS: But now they’re OUR fans.
*Mufasa stands on Pride Rock.*
MUFASA: From the Lion King.
*We see Kuzco (llama form) holding a sign reading "Go see ME- the ONLY one with seeing!"*
KUZCO:
To Kuzco’s New Groo- *Pacha comes out and smacks him.* Ow-whatta I do?
BALOO (singing):
From the jungle bums.
KENAI (singing):
To the psycho nut-jobs.
BALOO (singing):
Disney belongs…
KENAI (singing)
Disney belongs…
EVERY PIXAR AND DISNEY CHARACTER EVER MADE:
Disney belongs to you and meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
KENAI:
Oh and Koda too.
COPYIRGHTS:
Koda, Kenai, Marahute, Snow White, Mufasa, King Louie, Kuzco, Maggie, Snow White, Simba, Kovu, Pacha and "Home on the Range are all (c) copyrighted to Disney.
Baloo and "The Jungle Book" are both (c) copyrighted to Rudyard Kipling.
The Great Prince is (c) copyrighted to Felix Salten.
The original parody is (c) to JibJab Productions.
The original song "This Land" is (c) copyrighted to Woody Guthrie.
The above text (c) copyrighted to EbonyPatriot and DCOUNTRY87. DO NOT USE WITHOUT PERMISSION!!
Live long and prosper.
-EbonyPatriot
