Post by EbonyPatriot on Nov 13, 2005 15:35:12 GMT -5
Greetings everyone. I wrote and posted this soon after my other parody was first posted. As such, it is time for it to join its big brother, if you will, and return to these boards once more. Enjoy.
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AUTHOR'S NOTE: Well what do you know? I made it! ;D The election is today and come tomorrow we Americans shall know who our leader will be--- hopefully. So anyhow, here's parody of the JibJab parody of "Good to be in D.C," whew!!
SETTING: It’s voting night, and everyone is here at Disneyland to vote for the Favorite Election BEAR. Kenai and Baloo have one last attempt to get the voters’ favor- and once again, they’re doing it in song!
THE GREAT PRINCE OF THE FOREST: Hello everyone and it’s voting night here at Disneyland, in Anaheim, CA! Tonight I am serving as announcer as the two candidates give their last-ditch attempt to win the voters’ favor. Here is my co-host, Iago.
IAGO: I can’t believe it!! Why do I have to be stuck with some old deer!?!
*The Great Prince strokes him*
THE GREAT PRINCE: Down Iago.
IAGO: Don’t touch me. Don’t ever touch me.
THE GREAT PRINCE: All right. Now then, Baloo and Kenai shall- what?!? NO!!!!
*Marahute lands with a note in her beak.*
THE GREAT PRINCE (exasperated): Don’t tell me-
MARAHUTE: Yes, they get to sing again.
IAGO: Oh this is well organized!! Singing bears?!? Boy, Disney has gone downhill.
THE GREAT PRINCE: Get it over with, Baloo, Kenai. And Marahute, get a muzzle for that stupid parrot!
*Kenai sits down on the stage, reading a paper that says 'Psycho nut-jobs vs. shiftless jungle bums'.*
KENAI (singing):
Oh I wish I knew our popularity quota.
KODA (singing):
Better IM my friends at Life With Koda!!
LWK role-players(singing):
We want you!
Not Baloo.
KENAI & KODA (singing):
So we stay
Rule the day!
At Disney.
LOUIE (singing):
I'm cuckoo so what I say?
I love to sing and dance all day!
JIMINY CRICKET (singing):
Er is he sane?
BALOO (singing):
It's all the same to me.
BALOO & LOUIE (singing):
What does your Favorite
need with a brain
at Disney?
EVERY PIXAR/DISNEY CHARACTER EVER MADE (singing):
It's good to be at Disney!
*Grace skips across the stage.*
GRACE (singing): Hooray! Hooray!
LOUIE (singing): With ticket sales
KODA (singing): Merchandise!
*Jiminy rides in on Monstro.*
JIMINY CRICKET (singing): Mean whales!
KENAI, KODA, BALOO & LOUIE (singing):
That's how we got to Disney!
CRUELLA (singing): You fool!!
SCAR (singing): Eat drool!!
*The two put their arms over each other's shoulders.*
CRUELLA & SCAR (singing): That's how we talk at Disney!
*We see Kovu with a 'Will work for pay' sign and a KOVU-ZIRA FOR LION*
ZIRA (singing):
Take note.
KOVU (singing):
Go vote.
MICHAL EISNER (singing):
Or I'll choose who stays at Disney!!
MICKEY MOUSE (singing):
I'm Mickey Mouse and I approve this message. Somewhat, almost, not at all.
PIXAR & DISNEY (singing):
It's good to be at Disney!!
*Dr. Doppler runs out, collapses to his knees, and clutches his face.*
DR. DELBERT DOPPLER (singing):
I flopped!! I FLOPPED!!
BALOO (singing):
Our film's a classic, with songs that rock!
PETER PAN (singing):
We even feed Hook to a croc.
*Pacha runs out*
PACHA: No you didn't!! *Slaps him.*
PETER PAN:
OW!! Hey, aren't you supposed to hit Kuzco? *Slaps him again.*
CHERNABOG (singing):
Most guys...
THE HORNED KING (singing):
Take sides!!
PHOEBUS (singing):
I go both ways at Disney!!
KENAI (singing):
Take note.
BALOO (singing):
Go vote.
KENAI & BALOO (singing):
That you want me
At Disney!
*They both play flutes as the lights go out.*
Live long and prosper.
-EbonyPatriot
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AUTHOR'S NOTE: Well what do you know? I made it! ;D The election is today and come tomorrow we Americans shall know who our leader will be--- hopefully. So anyhow, here's parody of the JibJab parody of "Good to be in D.C," whew!!
SETTING: It’s voting night, and everyone is here at Disneyland to vote for the Favorite Election BEAR. Kenai and Baloo have one last attempt to get the voters’ favor- and once again, they’re doing it in song!
THE GREAT PRINCE OF THE FOREST: Hello everyone and it’s voting night here at Disneyland, in Anaheim, CA! Tonight I am serving as announcer as the two candidates give their last-ditch attempt to win the voters’ favor. Here is my co-host, Iago.
IAGO: I can’t believe it!! Why do I have to be stuck with some old deer!?!
*The Great Prince strokes him*
THE GREAT PRINCE: Down Iago.
IAGO: Don’t touch me. Don’t ever touch me.
THE GREAT PRINCE: All right. Now then, Baloo and Kenai shall- what?!? NO!!!!
*Marahute lands with a note in her beak.*
THE GREAT PRINCE (exasperated): Don’t tell me-
MARAHUTE: Yes, they get to sing again.
IAGO: Oh this is well organized!! Singing bears?!? Boy, Disney has gone downhill.
THE GREAT PRINCE: Get it over with, Baloo, Kenai. And Marahute, get a muzzle for that stupid parrot!
*Kenai sits down on the stage, reading a paper that says 'Psycho nut-jobs vs. shiftless jungle bums'.*
KENAI (singing):
Oh I wish I knew our popularity quota.
KODA (singing):
Better IM my friends at Life With Koda!!
LWK role-players(singing):
We want you!
Not Baloo.
KENAI & KODA (singing):
So we stay
Rule the day!
At Disney.
LOUIE (singing):
I'm cuckoo so what I say?
I love to sing and dance all day!
JIMINY CRICKET (singing):
Er is he sane?
BALOO (singing):
It's all the same to me.
BALOO & LOUIE (singing):
What does your Favorite
need with a brain
at Disney?
EVERY PIXAR/DISNEY CHARACTER EVER MADE (singing):
It's good to be at Disney!
*Grace skips across the stage.*
GRACE (singing): Hooray! Hooray!
LOUIE (singing): With ticket sales
KODA (singing): Merchandise!
*Jiminy rides in on Monstro.*
JIMINY CRICKET (singing): Mean whales!
KENAI, KODA, BALOO & LOUIE (singing):
That's how we got to Disney!
CRUELLA (singing): You fool!!
SCAR (singing): Eat drool!!
*The two put their arms over each other's shoulders.*
CRUELLA & SCAR (singing): That's how we talk at Disney!
*We see Kovu with a 'Will work for pay' sign and a KOVU-ZIRA FOR LION*
ZIRA (singing):
Take note.
KOVU (singing):
Go vote.
MICHAL EISNER (singing):
Or I'll choose who stays at Disney!!
MICKEY MOUSE (singing):
I'm Mickey Mouse and I approve this message. Somewhat, almost, not at all.
PIXAR & DISNEY (singing):
It's good to be at Disney!!
*Dr. Doppler runs out, collapses to his knees, and clutches his face.*
DR. DELBERT DOPPLER (singing):
I flopped!! I FLOPPED!!
BALOO (singing):
Our film's a classic, with songs that rock!
PETER PAN (singing):
We even feed Hook to a croc.
*Pacha runs out*
PACHA: No you didn't!! *Slaps him.*
PETER PAN:
OW!! Hey, aren't you supposed to hit Kuzco? *Slaps him again.*
CHERNABOG (singing):
Most guys...
THE HORNED KING (singing):
Take sides!!
PHOEBUS (singing):
I go both ways at Disney!!
KENAI (singing):
Take note.
BALOO (singing):
Go vote.
KENAI & BALOO (singing):
That you want me
At Disney!
*They both play flutes as the lights go out.*
Live long and prosper.
-EbonyPatriot